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"Hey Halberstram... why do you have copies of the Style section all over the place? You get a dog or something? A little chow?"
"No, Allen."
"Is... is that a raincoat?"
"Yes, it is!"

This is Nimbus! The void stares back.

He likes his fancy ass water dish, chewing on my piercings, and trying to sleep on my face πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Tomorrow, we are adopting an older kitty, currently going by Mark (oh hi mark)! He's 11 years old, long haired, and has brilliant green eyes!

I can't wait to give him a fantastic retirement!

A man just tried to sell me raw meat out of his trunk at the Fairway on Tillicum and Gorge. Classy.

I forgot to get his name but I'm assuming it was Ricky.

cursed food idea 

Using Word to manage recipes blows but there doesn't seem to be an easier solution that lets me make them pretty the way I want.

Maybe I should just make a Word template and stop bitching :I

I wanted to make a little site to host them on too, tho.. hmm..
Serve PDFs I guess?

I'll never get tired of seeing people fall for "Halloween is on Friday the 13th this year!" posts.

Lewd adjacent selfies. Eye contact. boosts and faves +++ 

banned from my local pro shitting league for using performance-enhancing drugs

It has come to my attention that some people are apparently pronouncing s'mores as 'shmores' and I have to say fucking stop that. Wrong with you :blobcatglaredrink:

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ShiftyEyed Social

A place for Kel and his friends. Primarily PNW but all over the place!