Your mother calls me Mr. IBS because I'm always rearranging her guts.

Getting back in to Guild Wars 2 a lot with my wife and metamours! Been a lot of fun to actually progress the content and enjoy it!

@qdot Wait what. Really? They cancelled it over the S P I C Y F L U?

Bunch'a wimps.

Any Path of Exile players here? :3 looking for more folx to play with!

If a trans person on here does a racist fuckup. and you refuse to use the right pronouns to call them out

Guess what

You're a transphobe.

They're still a racist.

But you're now also a transphobe.

the 3 states of existence for a babyfur

brought to you by brita

"what's that fucking sound?"
"Kel bought a jaw Harp on the internet and thinks he's a hillbilly musician..."

Yep. :D

@bort @Malkabethwendy @jessemarioneaux yessir. This little thing is a tank. I got it on sale at BestBuy a few years ago for like $45 and it's conservative on toner. It's an HL-L2300 or similar. Two cords, one toner. No bullshit.

Hi Beth! I take it you need colour printing then?

@Malkabethwendy @bort @jessemarioneaux Working for an MSP now, my life is sadly filled with lots of printer troubleshooting and I HATE IT xD Mine isn't even wireless. USB-A/B and a simple network share for my wife to use it. THAT IS ALL THAT IS NEEDED. Unfortunately I want a scanner too but we can figure that out later xD Fujitsu ScanSnaps seem to piss my clients off the least but they're kinda pricey for what I need it for.

@Malkabethwendy @bort @jessemarioneaux I specifically shop for printers with the least amount of pizazz now. I've had the same Brother Lazer for like 5 years and it's fine. It does duplex. That's its only "complication" to use a watchmaker's term. It doesn't even have a scanner bed. It just prints documents, and it does it fabulously.

There are over 7.53 billion people on Earth and I donโ€™t owe a single fucking one of them an explanation why I hate Rod Stewart and Celine Dion.

I'm really, really disappointed with the internet right now.
I was curious what the name of the boat was from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Calypso, btw).... and this was the top suggested search term.


Administrative Helper Husband Activated! Filling out Passport Renewal forms for Katie because we forgot hers expired and we have need within the next 30 days xD whoopsie.

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