"what's that fucking sound?"
"Kel bought a jaw Harp on the internet and thinks he's a hillbilly musician..."

Yep. :D

There are over 7.53 billion people on Earth and I donโ€™t owe a single fucking one of them an explanation why I hate Rod Stewart and Celine Dion.

I'm really, really disappointed with the internet right now.
I was curious what the name of the boat was from The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (Calypso, btw).... and this was the top suggested search term.


Administrative Helper Husband Activated! Filling out Passport Renewal forms for Katie because we forgot hers expired and we have need within the next 30 days xD whoopsie.

Mozilla include a feature in Firefox to let me pet the fox

I've switched to using Firefox and Brave exclusively on computers and mobile devices. Snappier!

WHen I grow up, I want to start spelling all my words with capital H's like ScHoolboy Q.

Been playing the absolute pants off of "The Outer World's" - What a game!

"Microsoft loves Linux" 

My daughter made a song in Garage Band for the sole purpose of Rick rolling me. Well played kid, well played.

Iโ€™ve just been reading a book about anti-gravity, itโ€™s impossible to put down!

The four year old got me sick and I wasn't even interacting with her ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

Kill me.

when you're at a job interview and they ask you what your best qualities are

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A place for Kel and his friends. Primarily PNW but all over the place!